No Girlfriend

I really wish you didn't have a Girlfriend
So i wouldn't have to pretend
That i was happy and pleased
When finally your heart is at ease

It started off just you and me
Then it some how got up to 3
There she was just standing there
Voices telling me to pull out her hair

I knew at once
She was a stupid dunce
And hoped you'd grow tired
Becuase all her brain cells are screaming your fired

But in the end
We're still just friends
Me with Bill
And you with Jill