Tech Support

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Tech Support

The calls I get,
I all regret,
because they're all so dumb,

One I recall,
back in the fall,
right then my work phone rung,

The customer,
Was breaking up,
He sounded like a bum,

Turns out he could,
Not check his mail,
because he broke his thumb,

There's not much, sir,
I can do for you,
I'm sorry 'bout your hand,

Maybe you should,
ask your wife,
she would understand,

There's just one thing,
Here you see,
Her I cannot ask,

Because young man,
I have an E-girl,
Behind my good wife's back,

And then this sub,
She called in,
she could not hear music,

I then asked her,
Of which program,
she was now using,

I've not forgotten,
to this day,
this is what she said,

Your stuff is broke,
It's just a joke,
It made my car go dead!

Well that right there,
was something that,
I could not understand,

Baffled and confused,
I said,
that just can't be ma'am,

Yes it can!
and I know it!
You hacked my radio!

It won't turn on,
And now you must,
Replace my stereo!

Then this guy,
He called me up,
Because his kids were sick,

He even had,
All the nerve,
To call me a dumb prick,

Well this is what,
I said to him,
I'm sorry to hear that,

Well that don't help me,
Not one bit,
My kids are on their backs!

I'm sorry man but,
Hey try this,
Give them tylenol,

That won't work,
And you know that!
That won't work at all!

Well why good sir,
Do you infer,
That you know more than me?

Well yes! 'Cause they,
Got it from,
The bug on my PC!

Then this guy,
He calls me up,
And he sounds so ticked off,

He says his internet,
don't work,
and this is why he calls,

Well my sir,
What happens when,
You access microsoft?

I guess you mean,
That I must first,
Open up the box?

Oh my oh my,
Why do I put
Up with all this stress,

Just to buy myself,
a suit,
and my girlfriend's dress,

I'm not sure,
if all of this,
is worth the time and green,

I think I'm tired,
of talking to,
these morons in duress!