Frozen Dessert (Balassi)

by OHgreenman   Nov 5, 2007


Scaling beanstalk of green
Enter castle unseen
Giant asleep snoring loud
Tiptoeing quietly
Feeling rather gutsy
Climbed where noone was allowed
Now stripping down naked
Coldness shrinking my head
I'm no longer well endowed

Ice cream cold on my rear
eyes beginning to tear
Bellowing out a large scream
Sinking low in the bowl
Blue giant eye's patrol
Arousing from heavy dream
We're locked in frightening stares
Scooping me up with care
Death immanent, so it seems

*written for challenge*

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  • 16 years ago

    by Natalie84

    So...this sounds like some sort twisted fantasy...you might me on to something here Steamie!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Wow...that's funny.

  • 17 years ago

    by kia

    Wow this was funny ....in a weird way I can imagine it as if it was me in the bowl with ice cream.........very cute

  • 17 years ago

    by Gizmo

    Haha :] good poem

  • 17 years ago

    by Melpomene

    I loved this poem Greenie! It was really adorable and amusing. I found it to make me laugh from start to finish and was quite cute to tell you the truth. An amazing read from you which has made my day with a smile.

    Nice thing to read when you wake up first thing in the morning!

    ~Mel

  • 17 years ago

    by Corinne

    That is too too funny, Greenie :-D

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