Dear Abby Normal

I feel only you can understand.
I am falling for this nice lesbian.
But I know she doesn't like men.
She is wonderful; A nice friend.

She is easy to talk to but teases.
Flirts with me when she pleases.
She hugs nice when she squeezes.
Knows how to shoot the breezes.

How can I make my heart understand
That I shouldn't fall for this woman?
Why can't I be like any normal man?
Can't she tell I am her biggest fan?

Why do I have to take this mental trip?
Is this a question that I can just skip?
Those knowing eyes I just want to slip.
Dear Abby Normal do you got a tip?

Dear Abby Normal it is trying to me.
It is like I have to rip my heart free.
It plays real havoc on my sanity.
Doing a real number on my serenity.