Moondust

I flew to the moon in my rocket ship,
And gathered moon dust in a jar.
I've traveled on a ship and gathered snoperdoodle daisys from the island of Snavar.

I rode on a plopple to the dessert of Snabeebee,
There I found the sacred treasure of good old Queen Lakeekee.
Then i bought an arlacoop from a salesman in Quiglag,
Next i traded it in Zuelop for a bottle of snickag.

I lead a team of elephants to fight the dreaded pirates of Zanpen,
We surley won because the elephants just sat upon them.

I had a gun fight with Clint Eastwood,
And I shot him down real quick.
But his cowboy Buddy's chased me all the way to St. Nick!

I was walking trough the woods, then i bumped right into a dragon,
It whipped me with its tail, and I flew all the way to Karagon.

I'm telling the truth, I'm not lying Mrs. Carty!
It's the truth! that is just how i got tardy!
So you don't believe me, eh? well this will be a bust!
Dear Mrs. Carty, would you care for some moon dust?