Perversity

Ugh!

Must I know every fold
Of Britney Spears' labia
Even better than I do my own?

Or the number of hairs
On Paris Hilton's
Empty head?

And what about that Jack Nicholson
Who once threw a prostitute
Down the stairs?
...Or was it through a window?

Even pious Loretta Young
Is purported to have had
A love child
With Clark Gable!

I wouldn't want tabloids
And zombie-oid readers
Pouring over the pages of MY life
Examining every imperfection
Of mine

That's for me to do!

Still, I wonder what Heather Mills will say next!

November, 13 2007