Taking a dump

by Mike   Nov 13, 2007


Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
Does it come cold or does it come hot?
Does it burn, does it hurt?
Do you get poo on your shirt?
What comes first poo or pee?
Or both at once just like me?
Do you wipe wet or do you wipe dry?
Do you sometimes use your roommates tie?
How many flushes will it take?
To get rid of that big brown snake.
Wash your hands and use that soap.
No one can smell my poo I hope.
Close the door and leave on the fan.
I wrote this poem while I was on the can!

    report violation
0


Did You Like This Poem?

Latest Comments

  • 17 years ago

    by Anisa

    Hahahaha! I love this poem, its soo like...funny and random! Keep it up with the poo! lol

  • 17 years ago

    by Once an Angel

    It definitely gave me a snicker. I am glad you feel so inspired while releaving yourself. Just remember when you are experiencing writer's block, it couldn't hurt to go take a dump.

  • 17 years ago

    by Lauren Jones

    This poem was funny. You probably did write it on the toilet :-)

  • 17 years ago

    by chelsi

    I like this it made me laugh alot.

  • 17 years ago

    by neo

    Thats really unique, i love it....i have a roomate. put baby oil in the tub...roommates hate that haha

Read All Comments (5)

More Poems By Mike