Felt Up At Prom

by Brittney Follett   Nov 14, 2007


It was the very day of my Junior Prom,
Minding my own business, I was felt up.
This person reached inside my dress
And pressed their hand against my chest.

"YOU JUST 'FELT UP' MY BOOB!"
I screeched it as loud as I could.
Some things are suppose to happen,
But... this thing never should.

On the day of my Junior Prom,
I got felt up... but it wasn't my date.
``````It was my mom.``````

She said she was attempting to fix my dress. Maybe.. but I didn't believe her.. we were all laughing.
Shanna (mom's friend): *laughing* I can't believe you just did that.
*look of horror on her face*
Me: YEAH! Violation of my personal... ME!
Mom: *laughing really hard* I can't believe she let me do that!
I had no idea what she was doing..
lol..

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  • 13 years ago

    by mckenzie

    1st poem in this category(funny) that Ive read on this site. but if i can get a laugh like this i think I'll give it a go.

    being a guy... i was intrigued by the title... and the first two stanzas...

    by the end though i was in stitches. nice flow and layout. really hilarious and unexpected

    good one

  • 14 years ago

    by Jessie

    It's nice to read a poem on this site that makes me smile:)

  • 16 years ago

    by Bugg

    Ugh! How horrible! That sounds exactly like something my mom would do, though. Very funny; good job!

  • 16 years ago

    by IdTakeABulletForYou

    Rofl!

    Omg, this is truely (sp?) unique.
    I really like this poem.
    And I, personally, did not look for grammatical or punctuation errors. Everything about this poem is just plain funny. The set-up, the content, the title.

    The perfect funny poem.

    Well poised =]

    5/5
    ~Stevie White

  • 17 years ago

    by Karl Wild GG23

    Haha moms are always trying to make things perfect, even with there sons sometimes. Nothing like going to a prom that isn't even yours and getting some action - slap hands mom. 5/5 GG23

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