Dollophobic

Some people are scared of spiders,
We have a name for that (For the record, it's Aracnophobia. *I checked the spelling*)
Some are afraid of small spaces,
They're Claustrophobic
But I have the worst phobia ever-
I'm Dollophobic!

I'm scared of dolls,
But why shouldn't I be?
They're small, and eery
And just downright creepy!

When you look at them,
All they do is stare and stare
They never ever move,
They don't even move a single hair
But what do they do when we look away?
What do they talk about when we can't hear what they say?

What are they plotting?
Each and every single day?
(That's what I'm trying to find out!)

My sisters room is loaded with dolls
All of them just standing there
But what do we do when we leave the room?
What are they all planning?
So I'm not sleeping beside her room, I'll take the first landing

But believe it or not,
Dollophobic isn't actually a word! (Yea, I know!!)
The correct term for this,
Is Pediophobis (I even looked it up and everything!)
But to me,
That word sounds like the fear of Ninja Squirels-
Wearing talking pants! (Why? Because I said so. And my word is law, starting now.) (Oh yea, and it rhymes. Two pedestrians with one fender.)

So I'll end right here,
Got some stuff to do-
Burn down my sisters room,
Find out what dolls are up to-

So do me a favor,
Keep your eye on your dolls
And intimidate them for info
And if that doesn't work-
KILL THEM ALL!