There's a camel in my closet

by Mr Anonymous   Dec 24, 2007


Some houses have termites,
Others have structure problems and leakage
Or just an annoying leaky faucet
But I have a problem that's much more serious-
There's a camel in my closet!

Termites there's exterminators,
Structure problems, archetects,
Leakage problems, plumbers
Leaky faucet- hammer and nails (that's how I do it...)
But, there's nothing for the odd camel in a closet!

It eats my homework everyday
I can't use that excuse to a teacher!
'Oh, Ma'am, about my homework...
The camel in my closet ate it the other day,'
And if you think I can train it,
You're out of your mind! NO WAY!

My parents don't believe me
They don't even come up and check
And the one time they do-
It wasn't there! It can turn invisible, I'll bet

But don't feel sorry for me,
I'll survive
Although sometimes it can be pretty eery
Seeing it's eyes in the dark every night

That's just something I thought I'd share,
To anyone who'll care
So if you have any idea about my predictament,
I'll listen- I'm desperate

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  • 16 years ago

    by NyellMoonlight

    Lol
    hahahaha
    oh, wow...
    this is good, really, really good.
    Funny, from the beginning to the end. Unusual, different from anything I've read before...

  • 16 years ago

    by Jesyka Vendetta

    OMCP that was hilarious! i so loved it!!!!!! xD

  • 16 years ago

    by Polaroid

    Nice one, i liked it, keep it up,

    polaroid
    happy holidays