Christmas Eve Morning

It was Christmas eve morning
and the family was stirring
everyone waiting
while the kitty is purring

cooking to be done
presents to be wrapped
everyone in the world
had to get Santa trapped

they put cookies
everywhere they can
they planned to hit Santa
with the big blue van

glue the reindeer
stick them to the roof
see if the fairy
can lend us a tooth

the little snoring noises
of the sleeping little children
and Santa came down
when he heard the shout "Kill Him!!"

The ambush was set
and there was hell to raise
with paint cans in hand
to paint the little red sleighs

the got Santa in the nose
and tied him up tight
poor saint nick
didn't even put up a fight

suddenly it started pouring
eggnog flavored rain
the whir above head
of a twizzler plane

Santa had his elves
and they were ready
they fought us back
all nice and steady

now all this is too crazy
i heard a strange buzzing
and i woke up just to realize
it was Christmas eve morning