Funny little poem

Another day,
Another rite,
Get out of bed,
Flip on the light.

Gaze through the window,
And view the sights,
Bathed and showered,
Felt like a fight.
Light up a smoke?
I think I might.

Travelling down,
This road again,
Go to work,
To be with friends.
Pass the time,
Until the end.

Punch the clock,
Hit the gas,
Flip them off,
As I pass.

Heading home,
But not too fast,
End up in jail,
Screw all that.

Unlock the door,
Kick off my shoes,
Get undressed,
A relaxing mood.

Pour a shot,
Call a dude,
Get all relaxed,
And loose my tude.

Getting drunk,
Rowdy and rude,
I'm getting hungry,
How about some food?

My belly's full,
Now what do I do,
I'll play some games,
Until I'm through.

My girl is asleep,
What did I do?
I played my game,
Through the morning dew.

My ass is grass,
And worse than that!
I'll sneak into bed,
Sly as a rat.

Set the alarm,
And kiss her chin,
To wake in the morning,
And do it again.