I poon the noobs on the internets!
With my really big gun
BAM! Haha,there goes his head!
This is so much freaking fun! :P:P:P
I am a DWARVEN PALADIN!
With nerfed ub3r kewl armor :D
I gets to type everything differents
I'm a rank 5 farmer
I'm a lvl 84
And I'll poon you just like before
I get to use so much of this new internet slang
I'm the leetest
And the bestest!
Sometimes I tend to roleplay
My Dwarven Paladin for fun
I go on quests in real life
But I was told not to it anymore- by the police,
So I run
But if you wanna be,
Leet like me
You gotta play da gamez
Evryday of da we3k
Poon dat noob!
Eat sum food!
Master your spellz!
And whatever da hellz,
Else ya can do
So join up
Try to beat me
I might even go,
A little easy
'Cuz I am da MASTER!
Of all that is COOL!
I don't even go to school
'Cause they need me on here
To kill demons and baddies
There's even sum girlz on here,
Woops! Enemy! Cast FEAR
Hey, Ladies, how'd you like to hang out with a Dwarf?
"Not really, no thanks...dork..."
Well, that was a bit rude
But it don't bother me
Because I AM DA MASTER!
I POON!!!! :Dx2
