ME IN MY WORLD

IM A FUNNY PERSON
EVEN WHEN I DONT TRY
I GUESS IT SOMES NATRUALLY
MAKING LAUGHTER TURN TO CRY

WHEN I GET BORED
I LOVE TO PLAY GAMES
ALWAYS SAYING I WIN
CALLING MY HUBBY NAMES

I THINK IS REALLY FUNNY
I CALL HIM NORMA GENE
HE GETS REALLY MAD
AND SAYS IM REALLY MEAN

MY HUBBYS IN THE NATIONAL GUARD
I ALWAYS TEASE WITH A JOKE
BATTLE BUDDIES ARE WATCHING
I TELL HIM NOT TO DROP THE SOAP

MY B-DAY PRESENT IS BOOGER
HE IS MY PLAYFULL PUPPY
HE IS VERY HYPER
AND GETS TO LOOKING SCRUFFY

MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE DOGS
THEY ARE ALL POODLES
ONE IS BLACK AND FAT
AND HER NAME IS SNOODLES

THEY HAVE TWO OTHERS
ONE IS A BOY
HE DONT LIKE TO PLAY
NOT EVEN WITH A TOY

THEN THERE IS THIS ONE
HER NAME IS LAYA LYNN
SHE IS SO VERY HYPER
SHE JUST LIKES TO SPIN

I HAVE ANOTHER DOG
HIS NAME IS BOCHIE
HE REALLY IS BIG
A REAL BIG POOCHIE

MY HUBBY WANT A BIG DOG
BUT I TOLD HIM NO
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY
WILL ALWAYS FOREVER GO

I GUESS IM SOMETIMES MEAN
REALLY JUST LIKE TO PICK
EVEN MY BOGERS FROM MY NOSE
LOL AND YOU THINK ITS SICK

YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED
I LAUGH CAUSE ITS FUNNY
BUT YOU KNOW WHEN IM NOT KIDDING
LIKE THE TIME THE DOG KILLED MY BUNNY

BUT IM GOING TO END
THIS POEM SOON
DONT GET TO DEPRESED
NO NEED TO BE GLOOM