His Ex-Girlfriend

She's probably about 12 or 13
And she's thinks she's so cool, she thinks she's so keen
She's in 7th grade, well girl, I'm in 8th
She thinks I'm the worst and she's so great
She gives me looks when I'm near
It's funny how she thinks I'll sponsor a tear
She comes up to me and says "You know he's a player"
Haha, well I guess she couldn't be any "gayer"

When I see her in the hallway, she gives me a smile
That stupid little grin that makes her in denial
But I make a face back, then walk away
I love how she just stares, mouth wide open and nothing to say
She tries to get him back, but she knows he loves me
And that's what makes me feel so happy
He won't give into her, I know his ways
He can be kind of crazy, but he always stays

Tori, Tori, Tori, that hopeless chick
She better think of another excuse quick
Because I've seen through her, I know what she does
You can ask her why, but she'll just say: "Cause"
The girl thinks she can be so tough and strong
But I'll tower over her and prove her wrong
Whatever, I don't care about her, I have no message to send
She can move through life knowing she's his *EX*-Girlfriend