The Alliteration of H

Henry hurried toward the hot oven. Hurting his hand on the heated stove, he quickly turned it off. Happy that he did not scald the half a ham, Henry picked it up with his hand. Almost instantly, he hurled it across the room into the hearth because of the burning sensation in his hand. Horrendously horrified, he promptly headed toward the hearth where the hot ham hunkered awkwardly. Haggard from burning his hand, he hastily thought of an idea that won't hurt him.
He had his hot oven-mitt on the hard floor in the heated kitchen. Henry stuck his oven-mitt on his hurt hand and he hoisted the ham into his arms. Heaving a sigh of happiness, he hid his oven-mitt in a drawer and picked up the half of a ham. It was so hot that the ham hurt Henry, and he threw it in the hearth again. He was not very happy after that.