Lesson 1:
Put on a dress. one with lots of flowers.
no shoes.
let your hair down.
find a sunny spot. with lots of grass.
so when you crash, you'll have lots
of cushion
Lesson 2:
put your left foot over your right one, and turn.
this is called a spin. keep spinning.
repeat faster. repeat faster repeat. faster.
now stop.
Lesson 3:
you should be feeling dizzy.out of place. off balance.
now let your legs buckle, then collapse to the floor.
this is called a fall.