It's noon in your city,
and a minivan orgy is taking place on the streets.
They throng to everywhere,
Yet get nowhere.
The stay at home Dad,
Demasculinized in white,
Drives the girls to ballet,
And picks up the dry cleaning diligently.
A pastor visits the hospital,
Says Farewell to a friend.
A Fish and a Slogan:
Religion while you drive;
Now that's dedication!
A retired school teacher,
A fanatic of crochet.
I Love My Golden Retriever!
Her bumper sticker demands.
Thanks; I wanted to know?
The master of the road:
The teenage stoner.
Friends in tow; toke n' go.
The orgy subsides.
