As everyone ran from the tidal wave that was fear, lies, and the unjust, someone stopped to think...No one ever saw them again...

Now I am gone,
Do you think of me fondly?
Now I am gone,
Do you hold memories in your heart?

Do you see my face
In a nightly constellation?
Do you still love me
Even though we had to part?

Trust me, my life's goal is NOT to make you suffer. I swear. It's to laugh hysterically (and/or maniacally) at your expense, whether it be through bodily harm, Krispy Kreme donuts, or any other sort of kitchen utensil/appliance you can think of.

Big Mac--5 dollars

Deep fried cheesecake--3 dollars

Large poutine with extra gravy--10 dollars

Dying of a freak breakout of the bubonic plague--priceless

For everything else, there's lyposuction

Can imaginary friends have imaginary friends? It isn't possible, is it? Imaginary friends can't have imaginary friends: they don't have imaginations. It's your imagination imagining an imaginary friend who has an imaginary friend.

You know it's sad when you tell yourself off for interrupting a conversation with yourself.

I didn't write this...it MIGHT have been another quote on here...meh...

Today I'm going to talk to you all about schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is a very serious dis--Aw, I don't want to hear about schi--SHUT UP! LET THE MAN SPEAK!!

About knocking on Death's door...

What happens when Death orders pizza?

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I'm not antisocial. I just don't like you.