When it seems there is nothing but pain, Jesus is what keeps us from dying.

Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work in Hell

-not mine, a church down the street has that up on thier billboard, and i love it.

If you want to be treated like an adult, then treat others like you're an adult.

It is better to laugh at everything than to never laugh at all.

The only people who have anything worth making fun of are the people who make fun of others.