Quotes by Karl Brondehoff

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  • God grant me oblivion,
    I seek neither life, nor do I seek death. If you are truly God and can do anything, Unmake me and may the day of my birth never occurr.May my cursed life be forever cursed. Grant of me this boon, and you are truly God.

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  • "Where there is light, there is a shadow. But the shadow cannot shine, thus, it lives fights and dies in the darkness so the light can continue to shine. That is the fate of the shadow."- Hanzo Hattori, Samurai Warriors.

    19 years ago
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  • No one ever said life was easy, or death was hard. But it'd be alot nicer if they were!!!!

    19 years ago
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  • "The worst part about being a cook is that you're always hungry"

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  • The worst part about falling in love,
    is hitting the spikes hidden at the bottom.......
    ~Shadow OMFG~

    19 years ago
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  • I love you,
    I hate you,
    I wish you'd just die.
    ~by Brit~

    19 years ago
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  • If I die, let me die.
    If I live drive the knife farther.
    If I am silent, let my death be swift,
    If I scream, Cut the trachea.
    If I die, let me die,
    If I live, you're not a good executioner.

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