Why are they called Rice Squares if they're rectangles?

Note to self, remember no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

"Is stomping really the answer yo your problem?" "No, it's just my motion."

If your in Paris and a HUGE mob is after you, make sure you practice safe sex.

Society sucks, don't go anywhere its only a waste of time and money...unless its free.

Their coming! The idiots are coming! Everyone hide before they force you into idiocy!

If the truth hurts, why use it?

"Knowledge is power, don't waste it!"

The pain inside hurts, but I live through it, and will forever.