The pain inside hurts, but I live through it, and will forever.

"Knowledge is power, don't waste it!"

If the truth hurts, why use it?

Their coming! The idiots are coming! Everyone hide before they force you into idiocy!

Society sucks, don't go anywhere its only a waste of time and money...unless its free.

If your in Paris and a HUGE mob is after you, make sure you practice safe sex.

"Is stomping really the answer yo your problem?" "No, it's just my motion."

Note to self, remember no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.

Why are they called Rice Squares if they're rectangles?