"impossible" is a word found ONLY in the dictionary of fools

Broken hearts and broken trust will be the deepest wound that you will ever recieve. time will heal? pfft. it won't heal as time passes. you will remember that time when that someone broke your heart and trust. and you will never forget that pain.

The funny man sat on the wall
playing with his willy
blow you buggers, blow
stop the thing from freezing
blow yourself the actress said
teasing, teasing, teasing

I thnk Nick M for this one

There once was a man from china
who wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock
which caught on his cock
and now he has a vagina

I also thnk Nick for this one

If that special someone left you for your best friend, what would you do?

Do you think all is fair in love and war?