"What the fuk is wtf?!"
- Uhh...

The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.

Even if we never talk again please remember that I'm forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me.

A good friend will comfort you when you get dumped but a best friend will get up in his face and scream, "It's because you're gay, isn't it!?"

&& this is my life - getting dumped with no warning, or liking people who don't like me back, or who don't like me enough, or not as much as they like someone else...

I kind of hope you choke on your words, and I kind of hope you get what you deserve.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-sholes.

I am a ninja...
- No, you're not,
Did you see me do that?
- Do what?
Exactly...

hehe :P

Nothing is more disgusting than a boy who lies and hurts a girl just to prove he's a man.

My head says, "Who cares?"
But my heart whispers, "You do, stupid..."

>.<