Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out...

I have a habit of falling too hard and falling too fast, and getting my hopes up for somethng that won't last.

That awkward moment when a fat girl says she's fat...

Yes, I'm single... and you're going to have to be pretty amazing to change that! ;)

People say you don't know what you've got until it's gone...truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.

An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of who you shouldn't go for again in the future.

Fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails...btch are you sure you're not made in China?

Golden Rule: No trust = No relationship, just two people spendin' time together

Worst Battle = What I know Vs. What I feel.

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.