Nothing is more disgusting than a boy who lies and hurts a girl just to prove he's a man.

I am a ninja...
- No, you're not,
Did you see me do that?
- Do what?
Exactly...

hehe :P

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-sholes.

I kind of hope you choke on your words, and I kind of hope you get what you deserve.

&& this is my life - getting dumped with no warning, or liking people who don't like me back, or who don't like me enough, or not as much as they like someone else...

A good friend will comfort you when you get dumped but a best friend will get up in his face and scream, "It's because you're gay, isn't it!?"

Even if we never talk again please remember that I'm forever changed by who you are and what you meant to me.

The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.

"What the fuk is wtf?!"
- Uhh...

"OMG it's a flood!"
- It's okay I have a Shamwow :)