I wanted a knight in shining armor. All I got was a wannabe in tin foil.

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If I owned a resturant, I would seriously call it, "I Don't Know... Where Do You Want To Go?"
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I ran into the living room and found my brother. i exclaimed, "I lost five pounds!!" He gave me a smirk and said, "Look behind you and I think you will find it!"

(Sad, huh?)

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A skater boy broke my heart... I broke his board.

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