"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear..." ~Unknown~

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
~The Simpsons~

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
~The Simpsons"

"Oh, that's hot. There isn't a man alive that wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, g'night."
~The Simpsons~

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
~The Simpsons~

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
~The Simpsons~

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
~The Simpsons~

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
~The Simpsons~

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
~The Simpsons~

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
~The Simpsons~