"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
~The Simpsons~

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
~The Simpsons~

"Oh, that's hot. There isn't a man alive that wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, g'night."
~The Simpsons~

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
~The Simpsons"

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
~The Simpsons~

In this messed up world we live in, there is only one thing thats true...it takes a large negative event to make us cry, but it only takes something so little to make us smile. ~ Juliano ~