I'm so not ditzy!

NOBODY is worth your tears, Love! and the one who is won't make you cry!

I had gotten into a fight with my sister about the man I was involved with...she said that she didn't like him and that i should get rid of him. My reply...."That borders somewhere between the lines of I don't care and f-you!"

I could believe in God if I saw a burning Bush!

I SHAVED MY PUBES...
NOW READ MY LIPS...
NO MORE BUSH!