These boots r made 4 walkin but there neva walkin back 2 u

Always 4give ya enemies-nothing annoys them so much!

If the best things in life r free then y duz it cost so much 2 get hammerd?

Good friends r like stars..... u dont always c them but u always no they r there

Guys r like public toilets there eather engaged or full of sh*t

1 day u will come 2 me and ask me whats more important me or your life and ill say my life and u will walk away never nowin that u r my life

U no wen i met u u were 10 ft tall and now your smaller than my little toe

If your not guna listen 2 me yell at ya then y do u stare

not mine but i liked it

How can u break my heart and still tell me
u love me?

add me lydiaizdabest@hotmail.co.uk

Heared this on the radio the other day its not funny but thort i wud rite it

whats green and has legs

grass we lied about the legs

lol add me lydiaizdabest@hotmail.co.uk