Cats have 9 lives, people have 1 mess with me and you'll have none

If your not guna listen 2 me yell at ya then y do u stare

not mine but i liked it

U no wen i met u u were 10 ft tall and now your smaller than my little toe

1 day u will come 2 me and ask me whats more important me or your life and ill say my life and u will walk away never nowin that u r my life

Guys r like public toilets there eather engaged or full of sh*t

Good friends r like stars..... u dont always c them but u always no they r there

If the best things in life r free then y duz it cost so much 2 get hammerd?

Always 4give ya enemies-nothing annoys them so much!

These boots r made 4 walkin but there neva walkin back 2 u

Love is proof of god!!!

which proves hes fake!!!