News 3 chimps escaped from the zoo...1 was caught watching tv...1 was caught playing football and the last 1 was caught reading this msg!

IF AT FIRST U DONT SUCCEED, CHEAT REPEAT UNTILL CAUGHT AND THEN LIE!!!!

To the world u r just 1 person but to 1 person u could meen the world!!!!

Guys r like snowstorms u neva no wen they r comin or how long they r goin 2 stay

Ma m8 sed this 2 a teacher

the only fing i no is dat i no nofin

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How can u break my heart and still tell me
u love me?

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Heared this on the radio the other day its not funny but thort i wud rite it

whats green and has legs

grass we lied about the legs

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The hardest thing to do is to watch someone u love fall in love with someone else

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I realised smiling is the 3rd best thing i can do with my mouth............
wonna try the first 2?

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A heart is not a play thing a heart is not a toy if u want it broken give it to a boy

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