Confessions
I was feeling about as uncomfortable as a Wookie...

Religion Caused The Trojan War
Religion this, religion that...

My fellow Americans...in the course of human...
They shall stand in defiance of every last aspect...

Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...

Demons
Hi, my name is Takegillforaridebeforhehastopoopoo...

I believe in God, is there something wrong with...
I believe in Jesus, and I really don’t care...

It was an experiment in time travel,
That is all it was supposed to be...

I'm a heterosexual,
Conservative white male...

By the time they found him
He’d been dead for two days...

Straight Pride
I'm a man who enjoys women...

I am a shadow on the rooftop,
I blend into the backdrop...

His name was Necromobius,
A demon from the blackest pit...