Confessions
I was feeling about as uncomfortable as a Wookie...

Religion Caused The Trojan War
Religion this, religion that...

My fellow Americans...in the course of human...
They shall stand in defiance of every last aspect...

Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...

Demons
Hi, my name is Takegillforaridebeforhehastopoopoo...

I believe in God, is there something wrong with...
I believe in Jesus, and I really don’t care...

I'm a heterosexual,
Conservative white male...

His name was Necromobius,
A demon from the blackest pit...

It was an experiment in time travel,
That is all it was supposed to be...

By the time they found him
He’d been dead for two days...

I am a shadow on the rooftop,
I blend into the backdrop...

Straight Pride
I'm a man who enjoys women...