I'm a heterosexual,
Conservative white male...

Excuse me! Do you mind??
Do you really need to be that close when you...

Religion Caused The Trojan War
Religion this, religion that...

Straight Pride
I'm a man who enjoys women...

Soliloquy Of Edmund Dantes'
How long has it been, since my captivity began...

The Battlefield
It is said that some are taken by terror...

Demons
Hi, my name is Takegillforaridebeforhehastopoopoo...

Confessions
I was feeling about as uncomfortable as a Wookie...

Why do you bother to speak,
When your words will only fade...

Divided We Fall
Citizens of America...

Wedding Vows
We entered this life as one soul...

His name was Necromobius,
A demon from the blackest pit...