"Suicide Hotline... Please hold"

One day i asked an angel to watch over u... 10 mins afta the angel flew away it came bak and sed.. an angel cant watch over another angel

IF u want to get laid..... crawl up a chickens ass and wait!!!

Imagine being an egg, u onli get laid once, it takes 3mins to get hard and 2 mins to get soft and its all done by ur mum!!!

Get back on your horse and ride along with life!!!

Cowboy up and build a brigde, because life is great!!!

Its one thing to say your sorry to someone when you made them upset or angry with you...
But to say it with meaning, give them space to think and say it several times...
Thats when they will soon realise that what you're saying, you truly mean!

When you think you have someones trust, be sure it will last!
Because,it may be said that they trust you, but doubt will still be hidden inside...