When i die, i want to die just like my grandpa, who died peacefully in his sleep...not like all the passengers screaming in his car.

Kisses spread germs, and germs are hated, so kiss me baby...IM VACCINATED!

God only created men first because you have to create a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Love isnt finding the perfect person...its seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

Meeting you was fate, becoming friends with you was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

I had a dream that i loved you...i think i woke up screaming.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man...like nailing jello to a tree for instance.

Love can conquer anything, except my fist, so before i take a chance on you, i gotta make sure your not just here to get me pi**ed. So if you wanna be with me, dont break my heart, that way i wont have to tear yours apart.

100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets, one reason; best friends.

Love is like a war:
Easy to begin,
But hard to end.