A wise monkey mever monkies around with another monkeys monkey.

I tried sniffing coke one...but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose hole.

Every woman wants her man to meet all her needs...while every man wants his woman to meet his one need.

To the world you may just be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

I'm threw with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart, they make you cry, loving guys is such a sin. Hey, check out that guy, that just walked in!!

If you love me let me know, if you dont then let me go.

Nothing is worse then realizing he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.

One day you'll think of me as i thought of you. One day you'll cry for me as i cried for you. One day you'll love me as i loved you. And one day you'll want me, and i won't want you.

I love him, yes i do, he's for me m' not for u, but if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist, n' SMASH UR FACE!

Love is like a war:
Easy to begin,
But hard to end.