Student: How long do you want the essay
Tearcher: Make it like a miniskirt, short enough to be interesting but long enough to cover the subject.
(True story my british lit. teacher actually told me this!)

Guy:You were bein mean
Girl: I kept it PG-13
Guy: Yeah but it was close enough to be interesting!

~*~DoN't Be TrIpPiN' wRaP uR cHiCkEn!!!!!~*~

Hey guyz i no u dont like thez but wud u plz check out my new poem it wud mean sooooo much 2 me!!!!

I just submitted a new poem and it would be nice to know what ya'll think cuz i haven't put one on in a while thanx in advance

Not all guys are pigs, some are 1 in million that respect your thoughts and love you for who you are not what they want you to be!

Plz comment on my poem rainbow of my heart it is the first one i have put on here in a while so plz let me know what it was like i will return the favor!!

Much Love,
Corie Slaton

I just posted a new poem i haven't done that in a while so let me know what ya'll think i will return the favor!!!

Thanx, Much Love,
Corie Land

I got peas on my head but don't call me a peahead. I put pancakes on my head cuz it makes me extra happy I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy!!

I told once more again never to screw me over that if you did i would leave so now you come crawling back to me but i say no you stupid h*e

bro wrote this not me so don\\\'t put black mark on my record mine are good...lol