He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest... He sure is ugly though...

:: Hands lady a drink::

Lady asks what's in it?

Other lady replies:

Rum, brandy, and enough vodka to make you drop your panties for a candy cane.

Ya'll can take tha gurl out tha honkey tonk, but ya'll cant take tha honkey tonk out tha gurl

Do not love...
it only causes pain

I thought of you so many times, I thought you’d want me back, and then I remembered that you had her…

JoCKS THiNK BouT FooTY..
NeRDS THiNK BouT SeX...
GueSS iMa NeRD THeN...

LoNeLY. . .
XxX

The *Thought* Of Losing You
}Comforts{ Me
Though [[Sadistic]], I Know
Just ((Leave)) Me And ..G..o..

We {{found}} the **bridge** of ))reason((

We {{found}} the **shore** of ))faith((

We {{found}} it's just **beneath** our ))skin((

and but it's our {{[own]}} ~~faith~~

aiDen - Bridge Of Reason, Shore Of Faith

WHeRe'D You Go,
ii ((MiSS)) You So,
SeemS LiKe it'S BeeN FoReVeR
SiNCe {{You}} BeeN *GoNe*

PLeaSe CoMe BaCK HoMe
PLeaSe CoMe BaCK HoMe
PLeaSe CoMe BaCK HoMe

xXx

&& ii THouGHT ((You)) ReaLLY {DID} {{{CaRe}}}

&& ii THouGHt ((You)) WaNTeD {{[ME]}}