Once the sun goes down, all the weirdo's go crazy

Ya'll can take tha gurl out tha honkey tonk, but ya'll cant take tha honkey tonk out tha gurl

:: Hands lady a drink::

Lady asks what's in it?

Other lady replies:

Rum, brandy, and enough vodka to make you drop your panties for a candy cane.

He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest... He sure is ugly though...

For every new banana use a new condom

this ones for you gurly

There is no time like the present for post poning the things you should have already done

The one who does the least work gets the most credit

I don't want people to know I lay in bed at night and cry, or that I dream of suicide, and count the days until i die...

LaY Me DoWN To eTeRNaL ReST

i'LL WaTCH oVeR You, You'LL Be BLeSSeD

PRaY To THe LoRD, HoPe FoR DReaMS

NoTHiNG iS eVeR aS iT SeeMS

SmIlIng swEEtly, EvErythIng A lIE

Only trUth Is In wAntIng tO dIE

Ask mE If I'm Ok I'll sAy I Am

Ask whY I cUt, I'll sAy jUst bEcAUsE I cAn