You would think with all the lonely people in the world, we would find each other.

"A crowded elevator smells different to a midget."

Sex can wait, masturbate.

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

In the darkness that surrounds me, I see my own special hell.

I beat myself with a hammer because it feels so good when i stop

Incest is best, put your cousin to the test.

"Like a midget using a urinal, keep on your toes"