?!?Should I smile because we're friends, or cry because that's all we're ever going to be?!?

God, please keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth!

*!*I'm not a T*E*A*S*E, I'm just a R*E*M*I*N*D*E*R of what you can't have*!*

*You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye*

A broken heart is like a dog bite...the pain will go away but the scar will last forever...

The difference between optimists and pessimists is that, generally, pessimists have had more experience!

I'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than it is to look back...

What's better? A lie that draws a smile...or the truth that draws a tear?

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!