i have decided i am going to kill the sexeeit person alive but then i relized suicedes a crime

( this is not mine ny friend told me it)

FLATTER ME AND I MIGHT NOT BELIVE YOU CRITISIZE ME AND I MIGHT NOT LIKE YOU IGNORE ME AND I MIGHT NOT FORGIVE YOU ENCOURAGE ME AND I WONT FORGET YOU!!!!!

--WILLIAM AUTHOR WARD

IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVERYTYME SOME ONE SAYS GIT-ER-DONE I'D BE RICH

WHEN YOU WERE LAUGHING AT ME YOU THOUGHT I WAS CRIEN ABOUT IT BUTT REALLY I WAS LAUGHING RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIL MISS MUFET SAT ON HER TUFET EATING HER CURDS AND WHEYS ALONG CAME A SPIDER CRALED UP INSIDE HER AND DIED THE VEREE NEXT DAY

MY MOM TOLD ME THAT ONE TOO

IF BOYS HAD PERIODS THEY WOULD MEASURE THE SIZE OF THEIR PENIS TO THE SIZE OF THE TAMPONS

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO PLAY SOME HANKEY PANKEY SILLY JILL FORGOT THE PILL NOW THEY HAVE A FRANKY!!!!

MY FRIEND SHAINA TOLD ME THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WERE SHE GOT IT

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL EACH WITH A QUATER JILL CAME DOWN WITH 50CENTS DONT TELL ME THEY WENT UP FOR WATER
HAHAH MY MOMS DAD TOLD HER THIS AND SHE TOLD ME THATS SO FRIKEN FUNNY

I DONT MOVE FOR 13ITCHES, 13ITCHES MOVE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

(I TOLD SOME DUDE AT SCHOOL THIS WHEN HE TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF HIS WAY WE WERE JUST PLAYIN AROUND HES MY BUDDY)

BOYS ARE TOYS JUST LIKE HOOCHIES HAVE SMELLY COOCHIES!!!!

( I WAS JUST MESSIN AROUND AN IT WAS FUNNY SO WHATEVER LOL)