Cry me a boat and build a river to get over it!

~lol my friend was trying to say Cry me a river and build a boat to get over it, but she messed up

You and your friends go out looking all goody-goody, while me and my friends go out looking good in jeans and a hoodie!

heck yes we do!

I lost 10 pounds, but don't worry, I found it again.

Mirror, Mirror
On the wall,
Make 'em beg,
Make 'em crawl

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??

I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.

I can go from zero to b!atch in 2.2 seconds.

Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery

Its not the length,
Its not the size,
Its how many times
You make it rise!!

~found this on a keychain~