"Ever try to count hyperactive schoolchildren while someone shouts random numbers in your ear? It's like that."

"You might be able to beat me in a fight, its very possible. The only question I have is, can you outrun a bullet?"

It is in our nature to recognize beauty, but to repeat it,now that is another feat entirely

Politics is just a game, move a piece here, move a piece there, except sometimes the pieces bleed.

To condemn the innocent you must first condemn yourself.

There is only one sure way to protect aginst theives, hire better theives.

The tide of battle favors those who can swim.

"Why should I boast? The bards will do that for me...and with music."

Nothing is sacred to rats, everything is simply another meal to them.

A full coffin is like a full coffer,...both are attractive to thieves.