Is it wrong to feed a pig bacon? ;)

Why do all superheros wear spandex?

and supermans underwear is on the outside, man whats up with that?

Why can people have naked statues outside, but people can't run outside naked?

Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"?

lol. thats funny

Who was the first person to say " see that chicken oever there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its a s s."

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Note to self:
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn!

Be nice to your kids,
they'll choose your nursing home.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Bad cop! - No donut!