There is nowhere to hide, the world is round and has no sides.

Kristy Green
Copyright ©2005

I live in my own little world.
..but it's okay
.. everyone knows me there.

Who was the first person to say " see that chicken oever there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its a s s."

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Note to self:
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn!

Be nice to your kids,
they'll choose your nursing home.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Bad cop! - No donut!

Ass, gas, or grass,
no one rides for free

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?