It works better if you plug it in.

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good,
you should run for your life.

Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in "mother in law" it spells "woman hitler"?

lol. thats funny

Why can people have naked statues outside, but people can't run outside naked?

Why do all superheros wear spandex?

and supermans underwear is on the outside, man whats up with that?

Needing you is like craving for pain
wanting you is like asking for a broken heart
and loving you is like digesting poison and asking for more

(C) 2006
kristy green

I hope you choke on every word you spoke to me that night you lied..

(C) 2006

Your false words are an echo to me,
they just keep bouncing off every wall
cause it was all in my head
and you never loved me at all

kristy green copyright 2005

I put two bandaids across my chest
just as a reminder
that i didn't pass your little test

kristy green copyright 2005

I'm not a b i t c h
I'm just meaner than you

kristy green copyright 2005